glubbin cod you reely are such a prawwn

wow ur sexy

oh

wwell im flattered

so

howw about i meet you dowwn in vvegas sometime

maybe you can be my matesprit for a night

*wwink*

wwhere can i find such a jacket like this on alternia

oh cod

somethin like this could only help establish my dominance

i cant get ovver howw good i look in this

my cod

Of Course its me you nitwit. I've never had such feelings for you Eridan. Don't confuse your sick fantasies with reality.

Anonymous

oh are you quite sure about that vvris

because i knoww howw you are around powwer

you cravve it you manipulative demon you

i knoww youre attracted to me solely based on the fact of my nobility

of what im capable of

(in more wways than one too *wwink*)

Gog Eridan no one wants ta fill 8uckets with you. on land or in the sea.

Anonymous

hey thats just your opinion

wwait

is that you vvris

dont i recall at one point you wwere interested in me and my prominence

i knoww that head of yours isnt as think as your wweb

ivve alwways lovved this self portrait

it captures my sheer regality

my importance

wwhy i wwas put on alternia to begin wwith

to take command ovver all land dwwellers